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MISCELLANEOUS
Bill Clinton Turns 65, Goes Vegan
After ordering one last burger.
Experts: Famed Outlaw
Butch Cassidy May Have
Survived Bolivian Shootout

But was later gunned down by D.B. Cooper.
Study: Less Agreeable
People Earn More

Than those they fire.
Historian Reveals North Dakota
Not U.S. State Due to 1889
Paperwork Error

Fortunately, a computer glitch corrected it.
Billionaire Funding Project to Establish Sea-Based Libertarian Nations
Each would be just like America except no taxes, no regulations, no lawyers, no ex-wives.
TECHNOLOGY
Non-Human DJ's Begin Replacing Humans at Radio Stations
Shown: Denise, one of the zany android hosts of KBYT's drivetime Morning Zoo.
 
RELIGION
Madrid:
Pop-Up Confessionals Appear for Pope's Visit

Many confess they just want to get out of the sun.
 
SPORTS
Goodwill Tour Turns Sour for American College Kids in China
Chinese player accuses Americans of too much borrowing, Americans fire back about currency manipulation and it was Katy bar the door.

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