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 NO. 574 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 12 - 18, 2011 

Sep 5
Sep 19
CONGRESSIONAL SUPER-
COMMITTEE MEETS FOR FIRST TIME

No progress reported.
 
WORLD NEWS
Fidel Breaks Long Silence
With 12-hour speech.
EU to Maintain Safety Checks
On Food From Japan

Following numerous reports of “glow-in-the-dark” sushi.
French Judge Awards Woman
$14,000 Because Her Husband
Failed to Have Enough Sex with Her

“Too many mistresses” defense rejected.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Debate: GOP Presidential Hopefuls Angrily Agree With Each Other
 
  Argue over who agrees the most.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Extends Hand Across Aisle
Now he's missing three fingers.
U.S. Has Lost $60 Billion to Waste,
Fraud in Iraq, Afghanistan

School Lunch Program will be defunded to make up those losses.
 
REMINDER
  Only you can prevent forest fires, droughts, mass starvation and the collapse of the ecosystem.
 
9/11 Tapes Reveal Military
Ignored Cheney’s Order to
Shoot Down All Civilian Planes

And throw all Democrats in internment camps.
 
POLITICS
Perry: No Remorse for Executing Innocent Man
Says it will deter other innocent people.
Romney: I'll Reduce Corporate
Tax Rate to 25%

Down from its current 0%.
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