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ENTERTAINMENT
Mel Gibson to Produce Film With Jewish Theme
Will also star in “Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”
 
BUSINESS
Google Reveals Its Data Centers Consume 25% of a Nuclear Plant's Output
Just to search for “pics of naked babes” for you.
FEMA's Latest News Releases
Replace “Federal Government”
With “Federal Family”

“House Majority Leader” With “Mean Uncle.”
California: Porn Industry Resumes Production
Thousands report to work.
Domino's in Japan Plans Branch on Moon
Now hiring.
SCIENCE
Ancient Humans Used Hand Axes Earlier Than Thought
Cave painting deciphered as, “Where the hell did I put my hand ax?”
Research: Conservatives Have Larger Fear Center in Brains, Liberals Larger Decision-Making Center
Unfortunately, decisions liberals make are to compromise with hysterical conservatives.
 
2 Million-Year-Old Pre-Human Fossil Could Be Missing Link
It was discovered beneath a creationist museum blown away by Hurricane Irene.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Weight Watchers Works
Most lost weight before putting it back on after study.
Good News: Adult Smoking Rate Edges Down Slightly
Bad news: due to attrition.

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