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MISCELLANEOUS
Gay Archie Character to Marry
In other comics news: Little Lulu's in rehab; Dennis the Menace gets a tongue stud; Sluggo is now a woman.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: Pot Smokers Less Obese
Than Non-Users

Willie Nelson named new spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Ten Percent of All Search Results for “Heidi Klum” Lead to Malicious Sites
Experts say it's worth the risk.
Massive Solar Storm Would Kill Satellites For a Decade
Fortunately there are millions of public phone booths, and there's always Western Union.
 
PUBLISHING
LA Times Sued for Not Distributing Sunday Magazine to Poor Neighborhoods
Paper didn't think they'd be interested in “Best of LA,” similar features.
What is this?
France, Italy, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Singapore, Spain, Oman, Austria, Japan, Norway, Portugal, Monaco, Greece, Iceland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, United Kingdom, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Colombia, Sweden, Cyprus, Germany, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Israel, Morocco, Canada, Finland, Australia, Chile, Denmark, Dominica, Costa Rica, United States of America.
A )A list of the nicest places to take a vacation, best-to-worst.
B )A list of countries according to waiters’ friendliness, worst-to-best.
C )Best places to set up offshore tax dodges.
D )Ranking, top-to-bottom, of world’s best soccer teams.
E )The World Health Organization ranking of the world’s health systems, best-to-worst.
Hint: But we’re just ahead of Slovenia, Cuba, and Brunei.

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