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PEOPLE
Pat Boone: Obama's Birth Certificate Fake
Former pop star, who made millions singing bland, sanitized cover versions of black artists' recordings, says document's inauthentic.
 
BUSINESS
Forbes: Cumulative Wealth of 400 Richest Americans Rose Last Year to $1.53 Trillion
Cumulative wealth of 400 poorest Americans fell to $1.53, according to Poor Richard's Almanac.
Meg Whitman Takes Over at HP
Will cut costs by hiring illegal nannies.
Amazon Accused of Inhuman Conditions at Pennsylvania Warehouse
Not only is building hot, poorly ventilated, but workers forced to write glowing reviews of products in off hours.
ENTERTAINMENT
“Dancing With the Stars” Returns
Replaces Republican debates.
 
SCIENCE
Neutrino Clocked Traveling Faster Than Speed of Light
Result contradicts Einstein, all known scientific theories, but consistent with several episodes of “Star Trek.”
NASA Probe Spots Foot Trails Left on Moon by Apollo Astronauts
Evidence proves humans were once on the Moon.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Lost Sleep Causes Average American $2,280 Each Year
Most of it lost worrying about the $2,280.
 
KUDOS
Twenty-Two MacArthur Genius Grants Awarded
You would have heard by now.

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