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ENTERTAINMENT
Dutch Group Hopes to Break World TV-Watching Record
Current record for watching Dutch TV is forty-five minutes.
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street: Failed Execs Still Receiving Huge Severance Packages
As thanks for not losing even more.
Study: Traders More Reckless Than Psychopaths
Otherwise quite similar.
Google Named Most Attractive Company to Work For
Least attractive: Netscape.
OnStar Drops “Big Brother” Plans
Service would have listened in on your conversations while driving.
SCIENCE
Physicists Create Magnetic Invisibility Cloak
Announce breakthrough to surprised gathering in ladies room.
Analysis of 500 Million Tweets Reveals Modern Humanity's Pattern of Mood Shifts
From LOL to WTF to OMG.
Scientists See Signs of Multiple Universes
But ours is still the best.
New Movie Created Strictly For Viewing by Apes
Mature apes.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Daily Aspirin to Fend Off Heart Attacks Can Result in Blindness
Ask your doctor whether heart attacks or blindness is right for you.

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