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TECHNOLOGY
India Announces $35 Tablet Computer for Rural Poor
Now all rural poor who can afford $35 a month for broadband can afford their own tablet computer.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
France Bans Ketchup in Schools
Bans teaching of ketchup as well.
PETA to Launch Porn Site in Fall
To reach those into leather.
 
POLLS
American Teens More Accepting of Torture Than Adults
Particularly when it comes to piercing.
 
SPORTS
  Obama Honors '85 Bears
In coming weeks will honor '98 Bulls, '59 White Sox, '08 Cubs.
The Nassau County NY DA says cheating on SATs is:
  A ) Widespread
  B ) An occasional concern
  C ) A rare event
  D ) Totally not happening
Hint: pay some smart college kid to answer this news quiz for you.
 
RELIGION
Romney's Mormon Faith Gives Evangelical Christians Pause
Not sure his wacky beliefs jibe with their wacky beliefs.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Feds Thwart Dangerous Terror Plot Involving Scale Model Fighter Jets
When arrested, suspect was teaching chimpanzees to pilot them.

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