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PEOPLE
Tennessee Lawmaker Who Sponsored State Law Allowing Guns in Bars Arrested on DUI, Gun Charges
Rep. Curry Todd (R-Collierville) also sponsored bill making it illegal to publish mugshots of state politicians, but it was defeated.
Report: George H.W. Bush Considered Asking Clint Eastwood to Be His Running Mate
But decided Quayle had more charisma.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Experts: Phones to Replace
Wallets, Keys

Soon you'll be able to quickly and with virtually no effort lose everything essential to you at once.
 
BUSINESS
Bruce Wayne Says “Raise My Taxes”
Daddy Warbucks says “Hell, no!”
Economists Forecast Stagnant
Wages Until 2021

Ask your boss what kind of raise you can expect in 2021.
SCIENCE
New Yeti Find in Siberia
Discovery should silence all doubters.
NASA: Mysterious Dark Energy Driving Universe Apart
Explains why trips seem longer each time you take them.
World's Earliest Artist's Studio Found in South African Cave
100,000-year-old loft included space for painting, sleeping, drinking, sex.
Researchers Hope to Reconstruct Black Death Microbe For Study
What could go wrong?
Huge New Radio Telescope Captures First Picture
Shown: distant galaxies colliding beneath ketchup that got on lens.
Study: Women Prefer Men
Who Don't Smile, Are
Downcast, Brooding, Guilty

Men prefer blondes.

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