Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – NOVEMBER 7 - 13, 2011
page two

NEW PRODUCTS
An $8 Million iPad!
Finally, a tablet encased in gold and diamonds that runs Apple's operating system, and at a price a Koch brother could love! Sorry, no Flash. $8 million, at If You Have to Ask.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: If You Own Car, Financial Assets, You're More Likely to Get Married
And there's not a thing you can do about it.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Woman Burns Down Friendís House For Defriending Her on Facebook
Then murders her for not replying to her tweet.
Study: Surgeons Perform Better While Listening to Mozart
Success rate higher than control group that listened to Spike Jones.
 
EDUCATION
Conservative Think Tank Says Teachers Overpaid
“They ain't worth it,” says spokesman.
FEATURE
A recent report identified 30 companies whose taxes were:
  A ) substantial
  B ) not very substantial
  C ) insubstantial
  D ) less than zero
Hint: the concept of negative numbers is difficult for the average person to grasp, but not so difficult for the average corporate accountant.
 
POLLS
57% of Young Adults Pessimistic
About Financial Future, But 77%
Still Think They Can Achieve American Dream

By playing the lottery.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Papandreou, Berlusconi Teetering on the Edge
In talks with “Dancing With the Stars.”

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 ©  Copyright 2011 Ironic Times