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 NO. 583 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 14 - 20, 2011 

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BERLUSCONI RESIGNS
To spend more time with his 17-year-old prostitute.
 
WORLD NEWS
Arab League Votes to Suspend Syria Over Crackdown
Will be banned from clubhouse, restaurant, lounge; denied early tee times.
 
SPORTS
NBA: Owners to Move
Operations Overseas

Foreign workers will be paid twenty-five cents an hour to play basketball.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Military Developing Remote Control Mini Helicopters
Capable of delivering eenie-weenie, itsy-bitsy tactical nuclear weapons.
U. S. NEWS
White House Delays Pipeline
Decision Until After Election

The day after.
As Sequestration Nears, Many
Ask Same Question

“What is sequestration?”
In Response to Petition, White
House Says “No Evidence” of
Visits From Extraterrestrials

In response to another petition, says “no evidence” Moon made of green cheese.
 
REMINDER
  There will always be new Nixon tapes.
 
POLITICS
GOP Wants to Crack Down
On Voter Fraud

Suggests poll tax.
Cain Says God Persuaded Him
To Run For President

After promising to drop His support for Perry, Bachmann, Santorum, Romney and Gingrich.
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