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PEOPLE
Miss Venezuela New Miss World
If for any reason she can't serve, Hugo Chavez will assume her responsilities.
 
PUBLISHING
O'Reilly's Lincoln Book Blasted by Critics for Factual Errors
Among them, his claim Lincoln bullied guests on his radio show.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Top 1% Got 275% Richer in Last Three Decades
Did somebody say Tiffany's?
Judge Rules Against Graphic
Anti-Smoking Warnings on
Cigarette Packs

Tobacco companies prefer simpler, “Smoke Responsibly.”
Scientists Able to Grow Meat in Lab
I Can't Believe It's Not Meat available soon at your local market.
SPECIAL FEATURE
Like Governor Perry, Americans commonly forget the 3rd thing on a list. Here are the most commonly forgotten 3rd things:
  
   1.  Orange juice
   2.  Tomato juice
   3.  Vodka
  
   1.  Car keys
   2.  Grocery list
   3.  Wallet
  
   1.  Put out guest towels
   2.  Spray air freshener
   3.  Flush Toilet
  
   1.  Fold beach umbrella
   2.  Gather towels, beach toys
   3.  Count your children
  
   1.  Review talking points
   2.  Comb hair
   3.  Take your meds

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