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POLITICS - CONT'D
Romney Debates Romney
Accuses himself of flip-flopping.
Analysis: Cain's Troubles Help Gingrich
Compared to sexual harassment charges, Gingrich's serving divorce papers to his dying wife seems quite harmless.
 
SCIENCE
DNA from Ancient Spotted Horses Supports Ice Age Cave Painters in France
Previously believed to have been drunk.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Laid to Rest Casket Company Criticized for Its Raunchy Calendar
And its slogan ("Get Laid").
In response to a study linking birth defects to mountaintop removal, lawyers for the National Mining Association argued that the results were:
A )open to interpretation.
B )not from a large enough sampling to be statistically sound.
C )easily explained by the fact that the study was done in West Virginia, where birth defects are caused by inbreeding.
Hint: the National Mining Association isnít getting the nationís top law school graduates.
 
TRENDS
Wealth Gap Between Older, Younger Americans Widest on Record
Parents advised to change locks on doors, hide car keys.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Amazon, Halong Bay, Iguazu Falls Among New 7 Wonders of the World
Just missing cut: Dollywood.

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