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TECHNOLOGY
NASA Readies Latest Mars Rover
It will send back pictures, test soil samples and automatically self-destruct if it falls into wrong hands.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: For Last 20 Years, China
And Russia Have Been Stealing
Our Important Data

Like what Jen said to Brad about Angelina.
 
SPORTS
NBA Strike Update: Blame Game Revolves Around Greed
Greedy players blame greedy owners who blame greedy agents who blame greedy wives who blame greedy in-laws.
Robots Dominate World Table Tennis Championships
“Today ping-pong, tomorrow the world,” quips winner.
According to the U.S. Census, by mid-century 1 in 10 Americans will be at least 90. What's the worst thing about this?
A ) It will create an unsustainable burden on Medicare.
B )It will bust Social Security.
C )90-somethings will stridently insist that their music was the best.
Hint: The Village People? Are you serious?
 
EDUCATION
California Investigates High School Teacher for Porn Site
Students finally paying attention in class.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Benetton Withdraws Provocative Ad Showing Pope, Imam Kissing
After learning they broke up.

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