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MISCELLANEOUS
Underground Park Envisioned for New York City
New park would be underneath Central Park, which has gotten a little dicey.
 
INTERNET
Facebook to Create Different Groups of Friends Based on Family, Classmates, Work Colleagues, Drinking Buddies
Based on innovative system developed by your grandparents.
 
SPORTS
NBA Lockout Ends
And with it the return of thundersticks.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
   plutocracy n., look around
FEATURE
As time was running out for the Supercommittee to reach a deal, how did its Republican members spend their last hours?
A ) In desperate negotiations to find a compromise.
B )Meeting with party leaders to gauge the acceptability of limited tax cuts in exchange for massive spending cuts.
C )Watching in person or at sports bars various NFL games.
Hint: in politics as in football, defense wins games.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China: All- Female SWAT Team Protects Citizenry of Chengdu
One of many local police forces modeled on popular TV shows.

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