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BUSINESS
Unemployment Rate Drops to 8.6 % as 315,00 Give Up Looking For Work
If another 1.5 million give up looking for work we could be at full employment.
S&P May Cut France's Bond Rating
But Carla Bruni's rating (10) unchanged.
Report: Group of Millionaires
Begged Supercommittee to
Raise Their Taxes

Republicans on committee had them arrested.
Chevy Volt Tops Consumer Reports Ratings
For barbecues.
 
TECHNOLOGY
SCIENCE
Expert: Mayan Tablets Do Not
Predict Apocalypse in 2012

They predict slew of 3-D movies about the Apocalypse, which is worse.
 
Major Announcement Regarding “God Particle” Imminent?
Physicists at Large Hadron Collider downplay rumors, despite plans by world leaders, religious figures, theologians, philosophers, historians and the Pope to be in Geneva this Thursday for what's billed as a “major announcement.”
  Yahoo's Top Ten Internet Searches of 2011 Bottom Ten
    1. iPhone   1. Samuel Morse
    2. Casey Anthony   2. Casey Stengel
    3. Kim Kardashian   3. Krazy Kardashian
    4. Katy Perry   4. Perry Como
    5. Jennifer Lopez   5. "Gigli"
    6. Lindsay Lohan   6. Carrie Nation
    7. American Idol   7. Major Bowes
    8. Jennifer Aniston   8. Brennifer
    9. Japan earthquake   9. nuclear safety
    10. Osama bin Laden   10. Saddam Hussein

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