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MISCELLANEOUS
Artist Says He Sees Images of Animals Hidden in Mona Lisa
And in his soup.
Survey: Americans Work Less Than Four Hours A Day
Sleep eight hours, eat two hours, stare at cellphone for ten.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Brits Drunk in 76% of
Their Facebook Photos

Conclusion clashes with study that found Brits drunk 96% of the time.
 
CRIME
U.S. Charges Mafia with Abusing Student Summer Work, Travel Program to Import Women as Prostitutes
Mafia insists students got valuable learning experience.
 
WORDS
Merriam-Webster's Word of the
Year: “Pragmatic”

Narrowly edges out “Unfair” and “Plutocracy.”
According to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce Minority Report, the House voted how many times to undermine the environment?
  A ) 9 times
  B ) 90 times
  C ) 191 times
Hint: it's a prime number.
 
TRENDS
Good News: Fewer Teenagers
Getting Driver's Licenses

Bad news: more seniors hanging on to theirs.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
SETI Telescopes Back In Operation Searching for Extraterrestrial Life
They were shut down when terrestrial life fell behind in the rent.

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