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PEOPLE
Romney Says He'll Force PBS to Put Ads on “Sesame Street”
Like Miss Piggy for Hormel.
 
MEDIA
Fox Latin America Apologizes for Posting Poll Asking if Jews Killed Jesus Christ
Assumed it was okay since so much time had passed.
 
BUSINESS
Following Uproar, Verizon Cancels
$2 Fee for Paying Your Bill by
Phone or Online

Company will go back to simply overcharging.
Rent-a-Grandma Launches
National Franchise Operations

Formerly Rent-a-Mother-in-Law.
Kraft Vending Machine Reads Faces, Dispenses Only Jell-O to Seniors
And Jell-O shots to twenty-somethings.
SCIENCE
Bugs Becoming Resistant to Genetically Modified Corn
Researchers will now try to genetically modify bugs.
Mysterious Metal Ball Drops From Space
Experts fear it might be something from an alien civilization more advanced than ours, something for which we would have no defense, something capable of destroying all humanity, or it could be a part that fell off of something.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bachelor Pads Harbor 15 Times Amount of Bacteria as Homes of Bachelorettes
Making “Your place or mine?” serious health consideration.
 
ENVIRONMENT
2012 Promises to See Big Spike in Use of Solar Energy
Shown: solar panels provide enough electricity to power dozens of tanning beds at nearby spa.

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