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 NO. 591 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 9 - 15, 2012 

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IT'S ROMNEY BY A HAIR
And a little dab of Brylcreem.
 
WORLD NEWS
Taliban Making Peace Offers
Would end war if all kite flying is again banned, all art is destroyed and women return to their homes and stay there.
U.S. to Sell 84 Advanced
Fighter Jets to Saudi Arabia

Less advanced than jets sold to Israel, more advanced than jets sold to Iran.
Coca-Cola Accounts for 40% of Swaziland's GDP
Absolute monarchies go better with Coke.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Iran Tests Missile That Could Reach Israel
For peaceful purposes, says spokesman.
U. S. NEWS
Good News: Unemployment Rate Drops to 8.5%
Bad news: employment rate drops to 8.5%.
Ohio Earthquakes Linked to Fracking
Company responsible says ground shook because of too many regulations.
 
REMINDER
  You've already broken all your new year's resolutions.
 
Obama Signs Defense Bill Allowing Indefinite Detention of Americans
But only those who are obvious troublemakers.
 
POLITICS
Romney's National GOP Popularity Still Stuck at 25%
Only one of his four sons supports him.
Santorum: America Needs a Jesus Candidate
He nearly drowns trying to walk across Lake Erie.
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