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PEOPLE
Gingrich: “We Shouldn't Give People 99 Weeks to Do Nothing”
Instead, they should be out signing books or providing historical background to officials at Freddie Mac.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange to Host TV Talk Show
Its working title, “Blabbermouths.”
 
MEDIA
U.S. in Upper Ranks of Latest Press Freedom Index
Only Finland, Norway, Estonia, Netherlands, Austria, Iceland, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Cape Verde, Canada, Denmark, Sweden, New Zealand, Czech Republic, Ireland, Cyprus, Jamaica, Germany, Costa Rica, Belgium, Namibia, Japan, Surinam, Poland, Mali, OECS, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Niger, Australia, Lithuania, Uruguay, Portugal, Tanzania, Papua New Guinea, Slovenia, El Salvador, France, Spain, Hungary, Ghana, South Africa, Botswana, South Korea, Comoros and Taiwan rank higher.
SCIENCE
Researchers One Step Closer to Rendering Objects Invisible
See it as temporary cure for clutter.
Women Feel Pain More Intensely Than Men
Men hear about it more intensely than women.
 
 
Russian Scientist Claims to Have Spotted Life on Venus
And for a couple of drinks he'd be glad to tell you all about it.
 
Gingrich Pledges to Open Colony on Moon by 2020
And appoint himself 1st Emperor.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Warning Issued to Parents Who Purchased Toy Drones Made in Iran
Tiny infrared cameras could be a choking hazard.

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