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MISCELLANEOUS
Peruvian Authorities Trying to Keep Civilization Away From Amazon Indians
Who prey on gullible tourists.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: More Than 75% Text
While on Toilet

LMFAO.
 
SPORTS
Super Bowl Tradition Brings
Whole World Together

Millions gather to eat unhealthy food and watch behemoths permanently maim each other.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
unintended consequence n., unanticipated effect of an action which may result in the opposite of what was originally intended, e.g., the Citizens United decision by the Supreme Court had the unintended consequence of giving Newt Gingrich a chance to spoil Mitt Romney's presidential campaign.
FEATURE
According to The Advocate, using criteria such as the number of teams entered into the Gay Softball World Series, the number of gay bookstores and semifinalists in the International Mr. Leather Contest, which U.S. City ranks highest?
  A ) New York
  B ) San Francisco
  C ) Salt Lake City
Hint: have you ever heard the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's version of Over the Rainbow?
 
RELIGION
San Francisco Airport Opens
Yoga Room

To limber passengers up so they can assume the crash position.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Copy of Mona Lisa Painted by One of Leonardo's Pupils Unveiled
In upper right corner is written, “Work on the smile.”

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