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PEOPLE
New Evidence Hitler Had Secret French Love Child and Chaplin Was Born in France as Israel Thornstein
Pushes Einstein's affair with Winston Churchill to back pages.
Former Pentagon Consultant: Eisenhower Had Three Secret Meetings With Extraterrestrials
During which they mostly discussed Nixon.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Kellogg's to Buy Pringles
Get ready for Honey Bunches of FrootLoopChipCrunchies.
Report: “New Car Smell” Toxic
Carmakers will consider adding it only as an option.
FDA to Look Into Inhalable Caffeine Spray Sticks
Will also take another look at intravenous nicotine kits.
SCIENCE
Study: Dads Doing More Around House But Moms More Stressed
Especially by Dadsí concept of “clean.”
 
Milestone: Astronaut, Humanoid Work Together in Space
Until humanoid locks hatch while astronaut on space walk.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Australian Study: Aspirin Could Help Fight Cancer
If you have cancer, take two and call your doctor in the morning.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Administration Approves Shell Oil's Plan for Drilling in Arctic Chukchi Sea
With assurances from company that spill containment contingency plans in place, what could possibly go wrong?

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