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MISCELLANEOUS
New Jersey Gov. Christie Vetoes Same-Sex Marriage Bill
Also vetoes bill requiring restaurant menus to list calories.
Reagan, Clinton Judged Best Presidents of Past 40 Years
In poll of senile philanderers.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Flaw Found in Encryption Method
Used Worldwide for All Online
Shopping, Banking

Don't be surprised if someone named Eddie in New Zealand is enjoying a home entertainment system you just purchased.
 
EDUCATION
Claremont McKenna, Pricey Private CA College, Inflated Freshman SAT Scores to Get Higher Ranking from U.S. News & World Report
Magazine says they will continue to rank college highly, but no longer recommend it for Ethics majors.
 
RELIGION
Obama's Deceased Mother Baptized Into Mormon Church
Where she'll become one of Joseph Smith's 300 wives.
FEATURE
What is this?
A )Football coaching staff at Penn State
B )National Association for the Advancement of Men
C )Only witnesses allowed by Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) of the House Oversight Committee to testify about the availability of contraception at hospitals
Hint: Women are not qualified to speak about contraception.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
$6 Trillion in Bills Recently Seized by FBI Could Have Erased National Debt
Alas, they turned out to be fake.

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