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NEW PRODUCTS
Dumbbell Utensils Help You Lose Weight!
The more you eat, the trimmer you get; the trimmer you get, the hungrier you get; the hungrier you get, the more you eat. $49.95, at Dumb Ideas.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Inherited Comic Book Collection Expected to Fetch $2 Million at Auction
Not as good as your collection, which your mother threw in the garbage when you went to college.
 
POLL
Seven in Ten Americans Believe
Devil is Real

Evenly split on whether he's Democrat or Republican.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
European Union n.pl A confederation of all sovereign nations of Europe, who pledge to treat each other with respect, except for Greece.
It's been reported that 25% of all super PAC money has come from just five donors. Who are they?
A )The starting five of the Miami Heat
B )The Dionne quintuplets
C )The Five Blind Boys of Alabama
D ) Bob Perry, Sheldon Adelson and Miriam Adelson, Harold Simmons, Peter Thiel
Hint: Two of the five are married to each other.
 
LIFESTYLE
Indiana Lawmaker: Girl Scouts
Out to Destroy American Values

Calls for all Brownies to be sterilized.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Snafu at G20 Meeting of Foreign Ministers
Apparently a lot of people didn't get the memo to wear green.

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