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ENTERTAINMENT
Fox's Lou Dobbs: Dr. Seuss's “The Lorax” Indoctrinating Children
Universal's response: “Lou is a shmoo and a pox on Fox.”
 
MEDIA
Limbaugh in Hot Water
With Sponsors

Viagra, Oxycontin pull their ads.
 
BUSINESS
American Airlines Workers Protest Plans to Outsource Jobs
Extremely polite customer service pilot will remotely operate your plane from Bangalore.
Wal-Mart Expands “Neighborhood Markets” Grocery Franchise to 300 Nationwide
Move expected to drive all actual neighborhood markets out of business.
Ben & Jerry's Removes Fortune Cookies From “Taste The Lin-Sanity” After Complaints
Mainly about the fortunes.
SCIENCE
Study: Rich More Likely to Cheat
It's how they stay rich.
 
Orangutans Given iPads to Communicate With Each Other Around World
Beats waiting for only pay phone in zoo to free up.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
1,500 Indians Have Died in Outsourced Clinical Drug Trials
Taking more jobs away from Americans.
 
TRAVEL
Airline Passengers Can Now Choose Their Seatmates on Facebook
Just remember to remove your wedding ring.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: World's Oceans Turning
Acidic at Fastest Rate in
300 Million Years

Now might be a good time to sell your beachfront property.

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