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MISCELLANEOUS
Frenchman Shown Urinating in His Backyard on Google View Sues
Claims he was “photoshopped.”
 
EDUCATION
New Record: Thirty Percent of
Americans Twenty-Five and Over
Have at Least a B.A.

Mostly in Phys. Ed.
 
LAW
Indiana House Approves Bill
Allowing Homeowners to Kill
Cops Who They Believe Are
Entering Their Home Illegally

Renters still face death penalty.
 
SPORTS
Scandal: NFL Players Paid to Injure Each Other
But most still happy to do it for free.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
irrational adj. of or pertaining to any statement coming from the leaders of a country which you’d like to nuke.
FEATURE
In what North American democracy do voters:
Oppose cuts in Medicare or Social Security, 84% to 14%
Oppose cutting Medicaid and entitlements, 72% to 23%
Support raising taxes on people with annual incomes of more than $250,000, 69% to 28%
Support eliminating subsidies to oil and gas companies, 62% to 32%
Support cutting defense spending, 50% to 46%
     A )   Canada
     B )   United States
     C )   Mexico
Hint: It isn't Canada.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Saudi Arabian Fashion Show Gets Mixed Response
Shown: Tyra Banks models something casual for the Fall.

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