| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Director
James Cameron Dives Seven Miles to Earth's
Deepest Point
To meet with his agent. |
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Study: Conservatives Losing
Faith in Science
Placing more credence in hunches, gut feelings. |
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| LAW |
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Scalia Says He Doesn’t Want to Read 2,700
Pages of Health Care Act
Will wait for audio book. |
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| SPORTS |
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Dodgers Sold for $2.15 Billion
If they could hit they'd have gone for twice as much. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Quaker on
Quaker Oats Box Made Thinner
To match his new look, there's also less oatmeal. |
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| Attempts to improve conditions
for immigrants held by ICE in county jails, including
improving medical care, increasing access to safe
drinking water and outdoor exercise, and reducing
incidents of sexual abuse were mocked recently by: |
| A ) | The Association
of Apprentice Devils in Hell. |
| B ) | Sadists for Cruel
and Unusual Punishment. |
| C ) | The Alliance of
Intergalactic Evildoers on the Dark Star. |
| D ) | Republicans on
the House Judiciary Committee of Congress. |
| Hint: it’s part of a shrewd election-year
strategy to make sure no Hispanics vote to re-elect them. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Supreme Court to Release Health Care
Decision in Late June
You might want to get your annual checkup by then. |
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