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MISCELLANEOUS
Director James Cameron Dives Seven Miles to Earth's Deepest Point
To meet with his agent.
Study: Conservatives Losing
Faith in Science

Placing more credence in hunches, gut feelings.
 
LAW
Scalia Says He Doesnít Want to Read 2,700 Pages of Health Care Act
Will wait for audio book.
 
SPORTS
Dodgers Sold for $2.15 Billion
If they could hit they'd have gone for twice as much.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Quaker on Quaker Oats Box Made Thinner
To match his new look, there's also less oatmeal.
Attempts to improve conditions for immigrants held by ICE in county jails, including improving medical care, increasing access to safe drinking water and outdoor exercise, and reducing incidents of sexual abuse were mocked recently by:
A )The Association of Apprentice Devils in Hell.
B )Sadists for Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
C )The Alliance of Intergalactic Evildoers on the Dark Star.
D )Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee of Congress.
Hint: itís part of a shrewd election-year strategy to make sure no Hispanics vote to re-elect them.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Supreme Court to Release Health Care Decision in Late June
You might want to get your annual checkup by then.

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