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PEOPLE
Cheney Leaves Hospital With New Heart
Will take up watercolors, give all his money to ACLU.
 
MEDIA
Murdoch's Sky News Hacked
E-Mails “In Public Interest”

Tapped phones “for good of all humanity.”
 
BUSINESS
Facing Public Pressure, PepsiCo,
Coca-Cola End Support of Group
Backing Voter ID, Stand Your
Ground Laws

Not that thereís anything wrong with voter suppression, vigilante justice.
California Judge Rules McDonald's Can Legally Sell Happy Meals
But orders Ronald McDonald held for psychiatric counseling.
SCIENCE
Bones Show Human Ancestors Used Fire More Than a Million Years Ago
To barbeque other human ancestors.
 
Switzerland: Matterhorn Crumbling Due to Climate Change
Disneyland: adjustments will be made.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Addressing Nationís Obesity Crisis, New Study Says, “We May Be Further Behind Than We Thought”
And much bigger behind.
30% of Health Care Procedures Not Needed, Say Doctors
Thanks for the tip, say insurers.
Robotic Pharmacy Drug
Dispenser Found Contaminated
With Dangerous Bacteria

Could render your paranoia meds life-threatening.

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