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ENTERTAINMENT
Hologram of Tupac Shakur Wows Crowd at Music Festival
Later, hologram of lawyer representing late rapper's estate appears, demands $100,000.
 
MEDIA
Time Releases Its “100 Most Influential People in the World”
Not one of them has ever read Time.
 
BUSINESS
Blamed for Bee Collapse, Monsanto Buys Leading Bee Research Firm
To report on “many beneficial effects of pesticides on bees.”
Business Travelers Fly Less,
Stay Longer

As extramarital affairs require more and more time.
Starbucks Says It Has Stopped Using Red Dye Made From Crushed Bugs
But will continue to use pureed bat feces.
SCIENCE
Fracking Linked to Six-Times
Rise in Number of Earthquakes

But it could reduce our dependence on foreign fracking.
Study: Shakespeare Makes You Smarter
Much smarter than those idiots who think they're getting smarter listening to Mozart.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Experts: Woman's 2.2 Gallon a Day Coca-Cola Habit May Have Contributed to Her Death
Company calls allegation “junk science.”
More Communities Have Accepted Treated Wastewater
More Republicans have accepted Romney.
“Hangover Heaven” Mobile Service Promises Recovery From Drunkenness in 45 Minutes
Or your wallet back.
 

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