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MISCELLANEOUS
Most Americans Can't Name Chief Justice
Chief Justice can't name four of his Associate Justices.
Rare Penny Sells for $1.5 Million
You saw it, but didn't pick it up.
 
LAW
Tennessee Senate Approves Bill to Warn Students That Hand-Holding is a “Gateway to Sexual Activity”
You start with that, soon you're exchanging long, soulful looks.
 
CRIME
Washington Post: Flawed FBI Forensic Work Known About for Years
Those falsely convicted and still in jail given free copy of newspaper.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: BP Oil Spill Probable Cause of Deformed, Mutant Fish, Eyeless Shrimp
And all the jambalaya you can eat.
FEATURE
Which of the following features is Mitt Romney installing in his home in La Jolla, California?
A )He's got a home in La Jolla, California?
B )Hoist to lift dogs onto top of his cars for travel.
C )Chairlift from second floor bedrooms directly to beach.
D )Backyard landing strip for his jets.
E )His 'n' Hers horse stables for his Missouri Foxtrotters, her Austrian Warmbloods.
F )Elevators for his cars.
Hint: If there were no elevators, somebody would have to drive them up and down ramps like the ones in parking lots, which would be frightfully tedious.
 
PUBLISHING
No Pulitzer Awarded for Fiction
This Year

Judges too caught up in March Madness.

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