| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Finally, a Bra
With an iPod Holder!
You asked, and the American entrepreneurial
spirit answered, pairing music and
underwear in a match made in make out
heaven. Switch from Jay Z to Weird Al to
Ravel's “Bolero” while you try to undo those
infernal hooks. Bra (w/out iPod),
$29 at Museum of Bad Ideas gift shop. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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New Zealand Researchers Claim Sex Robots
Will Be Future of Sex Trade
“Commuters will be able to have sex in the back
seat with their sex robots while their robot cars
drive them to and from work.” |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Draft, NBA Playoffs, NHL
Playoffs Converge
Beer briefly passes gold on commodities market. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| elite adj. distinguished
or well-positioned, used pejoratively to describe a political
opponent as arrogant or out of touch. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
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| A ) | The Royal
Family’s mansions in the United States. |
| B ) | The most
expensive resorts in America. |
| C ) | Homes
of hardworking Republican families. |
| D ) | The
homes where Ann Romney raised her children all
by herself. |
| E ) | The
homes where Ann Romney raised her children
with j-u-u-ust a little bit of help from her full time
staff of five housekeepers. |
| Hint: The Royal family
doesn’t own any property in the U.S. |
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| RELIGION |
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President of Southern Baptist Ethics
Commission Faces Charges That He
Plagiarized Racist Comments on His Radio
Show
Church wants original racist remarks from its
leaders. |
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