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PEOPLE
Conservative Blog Reveals Proof Obama Born in Kenya
Exposes fifty-year-old conspiracy involving millions of people on three continents who have kept silent even until this day.
Genocide Trial of Serbian Commander Ratko Mladic, Who Slaughtered Thousands, Hits Procedural Snag
After he slaughters judge, lawyers, jury.
 
BUSINESS
Romney : “The $2 Billion JPMorgan Lost, Somebody Else Gained”
Same goes for those who've lost jobs, homes, life savings.
Facebook IPO Third Largest in History
Company, whose business model is to waste everyone's time, now worth $104 billion.
Dish Network's New Auto Hop Feature Infuriates Broadcasters
Allows viewers to skip anything inane.
SCIENCE
New Theory: Geo-Engineering
Could Fix Climate

Fits comfortably with theory we don't have to take any action on climate change now since we'll come up with a technical solution down the road, like geo-engineering.
 
 
Newly Discovered Mayan Calendar Projects 4,000 Years Beyond 21st Century
So if your escape rocket isnít ready by December, you can relax.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Coffee Drinkers Live Longer
And faster.
Bad News: Good Cholesterol Not So Good, Says Latest Study
Good news: bad news usually turns out to be good news in next study.
Study: 96% of Chain Restaurant Entrees Exceed USDA Limits for Calories, Sodium, Fat
And are overpriced.

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