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MISCELLANEOUS
Green Lantern Returns as First Openly Gay Superhero
His superpower: an ability to give homophobes conniptions.
Republican Governor in Florida Purges 180,000 from Voter Rolls
To make sure election will be fair and balanced.
 
INTERNET
Diaries of Queen Victoria Go Online
But popularity of her bodice-ripping prose causes website to crash.
40% of All Social Media Subscribers Spam Accounts
Remaining 60% real people, but with their own hidden agendas.
 
FACTOID
Census: Minority Babies Now
Majority in U.S.

Tea Party announces Going Out of Business Sale.
Mitt Romney has connections to many places, but where is his heart?
A )Michigan, where he grew up.
B )Massachusetts, where he served as governor.
C )New Hampshire, where he owns a magnificent lakeside retreat.
D )California, where he owns a magnificent oceanfront mansion.
E )The Cayman Islands.
Hint: He hopes to visit there some day.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
 
  George W. Bush Visits White
House to Unveil Official Portrait

To save money, it was painted over his father's official portrait.

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