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MISCELLANEOUS
  Treasury Issues $5 Bill Promoting Movie
In effort to cut costs, reduce deficit.
London Symphony to Pretend to Play During Olympics Opening Ceremony
While an audience of two billion will pretend to listen.
 
POLL
Gallup Poll: 46% of Americans Believe God Created Humans in Their Present Form at Fixed Point in Time Within Last 10,000 Years
Also believe 54% majority “ignorant, immoral and bound for Hell.”
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
accountability n. punishment for criminal acts by soldiers or police. Officials promise those responsible for crimes “will be held accountable,” meaning there will be delayed investigations resulting in eventual exoneration.
What is this?
A )Field goals made, missed by LeBron James.
B )A forgotten work by Roy Lichtenstein.
C )Scrubbing bubbles.
D )Latest New York City subway map.
E )A map of drone strikes in Pakistan under Obama (blue), Bush (red).
Hint: When LeBron misses, there's no collateral damage.
 
RELIGION
California: After Contentious Family Fight, All-Glass Crystal Cathedral Sold
Fortunately, no stones were thrown.

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