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TECHNOLOGY
More Households Mixing Real Pets With Robots
As we transition to an all-cyber world.
Twitter Experiences Brief Outage
Millions of pointless messages about what thousands of boring people were doing and thinking lost forever.
NSA Won't Disclose Number of Emails, Phone Calls It's Monitoring Because it Would “Violate the Privacy” of Americans
And we wouldn't want that.
 
SPORTS
BCS Considers Four-Team Playoff
If adopted, same four teams would vie for national championship every year.
Roger Clemens Acquitted of All Federal Perjury Charges
Justice Dept. turns its attention to spitballs, infield fly rule.
ART
Los Angeles Art Museum Unveils “Levitated Mass”
Giant boulder will be moved to its permanent location during next earthquake.
 
SUMMER SOLSTICE
In New York, Hundreds in Times Square Practice Yoga
While hundreds of cabbies practice profanity.
In England, Druids Flock to Stonehenge
By sunrise, parking lot is packed.

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