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PEOPLE
Statue of Joe Paterno Removed
Shipped to Fallen Idols Museum in Akron, Ohio.
 
INTERNET
YouTube Now Allows Faces to Be Blurred to Thwart Face-Recognition Technology
For those times when you have an important interview and you don't want your prospective boss to recognize you in your sex tape.
 
BUSINESS
Walmart Heirs Have as Much Wealth As Bottom 40% of Americans Combined
Also known as their customers.
New Tablet Safe for Christians Introduced
For example, when you search for porn films, it redirects you to Christian-themed porn films.
ENTERTAINMENT
Emmy Nominations Announced, But Public Focused Elsewhere
With good reason, most Americans now only watch The Weather Channel.
 
OLYMPICS
London: With Olympics Near, Security Breaches at Heathrow Have Authorities Worried
Inexperienced airport personnel allow modern pentathlon team from “Talibania” to enter country.
 
SCIENCE
Human Genome May Contain Proof of Man's Cannibalistic Past
One chromosome has origins in period before chickens appeared.
Apples Modified Genetically So They Never Turn Brown
Soon we'll be able to get ourselves genetically modified so we never turn grey.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Children Who Live With Dogs Get Sick Less Often Than Children Who Donít
Dogs will also help dispose of food fussy kids wonít eat.

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