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MISCELLANEOUS
Man Orders Flat-Screen TV From Amazon, Receives Assault Rifle Instead
Furious, he goes on shooting rampage which is covered live and viewed on his flat-screen TV by angry guy who ordered rifle, who also goes on shooting rampage, but with his old rifle.
Boy Scouts Circle Wagons on Gay Scout Ban
Scout Law modified to read: “A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and straight.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
17-Year-Old Repeats as National Texting Champ, Wins Another $50,000
And you thought your teenager was wasting her time.
 
SPORTS
Olympics End
Americans happily return to inches, feet, yards, miles.
Romney: Ryan will appeal to the “better angels of the American people.” Identify the following angels with their descriptions
A )Angel who will take away your Medicare.
B )Angel who will eliminate capital gains taxes for the Super Rich.
C )Angel who voted against the Dream Act.
D )Angel who wants to reinstate Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Hundreds of Naked Bike Riders Take Over San Francisco Streets
Dorothy to Toto: “I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.”

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