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MISCELLANEOUS
Promised Solar Panels Still Not on Roof of White House
Spokesman says man from Solyndra due any day now.
Scrabble Championship Marred by Cheating Scandal
Future tournaments will conduct routine cavity searches.
 
LEXICOLOGY
“Man Cave”, “Sexting”, “F-Bomb” Added to Dictionary
“Den”, “flirting”, “fuck” dropped.
 
FACTOID
Ninety Guns for Every
One Hundred Americans

Other ten waiting for UPS guy.
 
SPORTS
Ad Campaign for NFL Apparel Features Condoleezza Rice in Browns Jersey
Not shown: Dick Cheney in his Raiders helmet.
FEATURE
Many states have enacted restrictive voter ID laws to prevent voter impersonation. They are expected to disenfranchise tens of thousands of voters, mostly old, young, poor and people of color. How many cases of voter impersonation have actually occurred in all elections since 2000?
  A ) 250,000.
  B ) 100,000.
  C ) 75,000.
  D ) 10.
Hint: You can begin counting on your left hand.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Report: Last Year Hottest Year on Record
But we're on track to break it in 2012, God willing.

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