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PEOPLE
World's Richest Woman's Advice to Poor: Drink Less, Work More
Australian Georgina Rinehart (pictured) worked her way up from inheriting a $30 billion mining fortune to get where she is today.
Romney Gets $109,000 Tax
Break on La Jolla Beach Mansion

Will help pay for car elevators.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
MTV Cancels “Jersey Shore”
Network says today's younger audience demands dumber, more vulgar fare.
 
BUSINESS
Analysis: Romney Plan Increases Taxes on Poor, Cuts Them for Rich
Assumes there's no middle class.
Tiffany Reports Disappointing Earnings
Writes off as a loss unpaid Newt Gingrich balances.
POLL
Among Black Voters, Obama's Lead Over Romney 94% to 0%
Here's the complete breakdown:
 
  Obama 94%
  Oprah 1%
  Yo Mama 1%
  Yo-Yo Ma 1%
  Oh My Papa 1%
  Don't Know 1%
  David Duke 1%
  Romney 0%
(Margin of error: 0%)
 
SCIENCE
Researchers Successfully “Hack” Human Brain to Retrieve Private Data
And they're still blushing.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Cellphone Dirtier
Than Toilet Seat

Although your level of filth may vary.
Yo-Yo Diet Not as Bad as Thought
Better than pogo stick diet.

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