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MISCELLANEOUS
Ben & Jerry's Sues Porn Film Producers
Ben & Cherry's counter-sues; says charges groundless, case without merit, demand apology, lawyer's fees, damages.
More Americans Today Than in 2008 Think Obama is Muslim
Fewer think Romney is Mormon.
 
ARTS
Andy Warhol Estate Selling
Off All His Remaining Works

From soup to nuts.
 
SPORTS
Study: NFL Players 4 Times More Likely to Die of Brain Disorders
Fortunately, bounty payments cover hospital costs.
NFL Starts Season With Substitute Refs
But settles at last minute to prevent substitute cheerleaders.
 
TRENDS
Report: Fewer Incidents of
Terrorism in 2011

More flash mobs.
FEATURE
Which of the following does the State of California spend the most money on?
  A ) Parks
  B ) Colleges
  C ) Prisons
Hint: itís the place where teachers instruct you on how to make money when you get out, and you develop important networks you can use to form small, entrepreneurial enterprises.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Finally, a Doll That Farts!
Toddlers and really old people alike will love this adorable cutie from Korea (South), a baby doll who passes gas and says something in Korean that roughly translates to “Stink bomb! Run for your life!” $29.99 (gas canisters sold separately), at Farts and Crafts Emporium.

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