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PEOPLE
  Picture Surfaces of Mitt Romney (far right) Protesting at Stanford in 1965
He's picketing an anti-bullying group.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Movies Suffer Worst Month at Box Office in Decade
Industry analysts say it's getting harder to justify spending $120 on parking, food, drinks and a baby sitter to take your family to see Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill.
 
BUSINESS
Halliburton Issues Warning to Public About Misplaced Radioactive Cylinder
If you find it, go to nearest biohazard disposal site, give it to first person you see in HazMat suit.
SCIENCE
Monkey Living on Frosted Flakes Bites Woman
Monkey living on Chocolate Peanut Butter Corn Pops bites her husband, children, parents, grandparents, aunt, uncle, cousin.
 
Study: 144,000 Wind Turbines in Atlantic Could Power East Coast
12,000 just for Times Square.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Casts Doubt on Effectiveness of Ginkgo Biloba in Treating Alzheimer's
In double-blind tests with placebos, neither group of subjects was able to correctly spell Ginkgo Biloba.
McDonald's Begins Posting Calorie Counts at All Its Restaurants
Coming soon: actuarial tables.

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