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TECHNOLOGY
Chinese Hospitals Debut Automatic Hands-Free “Sperm Extractors” for Sperm Donors
One American firm has plans to market them over here as “love machines.”
Maryland County Installs
Cameras to Watch Other Cameras

Which will need to be watched by other cameras.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Initially Inclined to Help Strangers, But Less So More They Think About It
And if they think about it long enough they take stranger's wallet.
 
LAW
Appeals Court Reverses
Donor Disclosure Ruling

“Great victory for American people,” says spokesman for Shadowy Corporations Owned by Foreign Billionaires.
The simplest explanation of what's going on today in Egypt is:
A )Explosion of long-suppressed Anti-American sentiment.
B )Explosion of long-suppressed religious fundamentalism.
C )Explosion of long-suppressed antisemitic fanaticism.
D )Explosion of long-suppressed rage at being poor, unemployed, pushed around by the military.
E )All of the above.
Hint: Things were a lot simpler under Ramses II.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Study: 1 in 10 Pin Numbers “1234”
And now the whole world knows.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Replacement Refs
Affecting Las Vegas Odds

Too hard to tell which ones on the take.

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