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PEOPLE
Most Interesting Man in the World Hosts Obama Fundraiser
Actually, Obama hosts fundraiser for him, for he's The Most Interesting Man in the World.
 
BUSINESS
Brawl at Foxconn Plant in China
Could Delay iPhone Shipments

News sparks brawls among those lined up outside Apple stores.
Apple CEO Tim Cook Apologizes
For New iPhone Mapping App

After driving his Tesla into Lake Tahoe.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Poll of Fox News Viewers Shows Romney Headed to Landslide Victory in Ohio
Also on Mars.
SCIENCE
NASA: Warp Drive May Be Feasible
But not commercial.
Study Finds No Stress
At the Top After All

Turns out money, power good for you.
 
Nine Spaceports Now Under Construction in U.S. With More on the Way
Remember to arrive at least two hours ahead for your suborbital flight.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study of Eunuchs Finds
They Lived Longer

Ask your doctor if castration is right for you.
 
EDUCATION
SAT Reading Scores Hit
4-Decade Low

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