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ART
Renoir That Could Fetch $100,000 at Auction Bought at Flea Market
For a mere $80,000.
Another Mona Lisa May Be Earlier Portrait by Leonardo
Expert: could be dozens more, “each with that same stupid smile.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Maps Adds Underwater Views
For turn-by-turn directions to your cousin's house in Atlantis.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Los Angeles: Thousands Line Up for Free Medical Care
Doctors flown in from Cuba treat as many Americans as humanly possible.
What is this?
   1. ttyl; ttfn; l8r, g8r (series) by Lauren Myracle
   2. The Color of Earth (series) by Kim Dong Hwa
   3. The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins
   4. My Mom's Having A Baby! A Kid's Month-by-Month Guide to Pregnancy by Dori Hillestad Butler
   5. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie
   6. Alice (series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
   7. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
   8. What My Mother Doesn't Know by Sonya Sones
   9. Gossip Girl (series) by Cecily Von Ziegesar
 10. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
A )Ten most loved books for teenagers.
B )Ten most popular titles this year.
C )Top ten picks by astronauts for possible journey to Mars.
D )Ten most challenged books by Religious Right who want them banned from libraries, schools.
Hint: “My Momís Having a Baby! A Kidís Month-by-Month Guide to Pregnancy” is clearly a pervertís attempt to lure young children into sexual acts.

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