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MISCELLANEOUS
Declassified Documents Reveal Air Force Had Plans to Build Flying Saucer
Currently in museum on Saturn.
Report: 50% of American Cats,
Dogs Overweight

Owners insist they're “big boned.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Panetta: Iran Behind Latest
Cyber Attacks

Says Defense Dept. will hire a dozen more nerds.
 
RELIGION
Poll Reveals 1 in 5 Americans
Have No Religious Affiliation

But still believe in God, Satan, heaven, hell, miracles, ghosts, Santa Claus.
 
CORRECTION
 
We erred when we reported that October is Domestic Violence Month. In fact, October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.
FEATURE
What is this?
A )Electoral map of Romney states in red, Obama states in blue.
B )I.Q. test scores from highest, in blue, to lowest, in red.
C )Civil War map of the Confederacy in red, the Union in blue.
Hint: all three choices may be correct.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Giant Eyeball Washes Ashore in Florida
After examining it closely, experts say “Ewww!”

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