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ENTERTAINMENT
Elizabeth Taylor Tops Michael Jackson, Elvis on List of Highest Earning Dead Celebrities
And in her rookie year.
 
MEDIA
New Anti-Obama Ad Features
Clint Eastwood

Building on triumph at GOP convention.
Nielsen: 88% of People Watch TV While Using Smartphone
Other 12% trying to keep their eyes on the road.
 
BUSINESS
Newsweek to Cease Print Edition
Publisher cites fewer people visiting their dentist.
Harley-Davidson Profit Falls
As aging Hells Angels trade in their Harleys for golf carts.
SCIENCE
Proof Offered of Beluga Whales Mimicking Human Speech
Underwater recordings capture them saying, “Thar she blows!”
Study: Human Brains Got
Bigger Due to Cooking

Then got smaller due to ordering out.
 
Scientists Use Skull Fossil to Create Realistic Replica of Neanderthal Man
Were he alive today he'd fit right in at many sporting events.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Chinese Students Create Ping-Pong Playing Robots
Could free ping-pong players everywhere from having to play ping-pong.

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