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NEW PRODUCTS
Finally, a Car Designed for Women!
With a custom pink paint job, the “She's” is aimed directly at young women who dropped out of high school and still like Hello Kitty. Already experts are predicting it will be the least-stolen vehicle ever made. $17,995, at select Honda dealers.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Hypersonic Plane to Fly Between New York and Tokyo in 90 Minutes
New York to Philadelphia, six minutes.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Most Homemade Porn
Movies, Private Photos End
Up Online

But then, few go online anymore.
 
ART
40% of All Paintings Sold
At Auction Are Forgeries

Still better than 50-50 you're bidding on an original, say auctioneers.
FEATURE
Tension has been escalating in Jerusalem at the Al Aqsa mosque and the Temple Mount, holy sites of Muslims and Jews, which happen to share the same location. How did this happen?
A )A complicated agreement about time-sharing has been broken by both sides.
B )Religious fanatics just love to cause trouble for everybody.
C )When God was a teenager, He thought it would be a great prank to put the holiest place of three of the world's biggest religions in the same city, in the same place.
Hint: well, you know teenagers.
 
LAW
By 4-3, Sharply Divided New York Court Rules Lap Dancing Not Art
Four justices felt it was debasing and immoral, three said they had a great time.

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