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PEOPLE
Pat Robertson Surprised to Learn Women Watch Porn
Says he's never seen a woman in an adult movie theater.
 
BUSINESS
Coca-Cola Attacked by Chinese Hackers
But they only come away with recipe for New Coke.
McDonald's Loses Money
For First Time in Decade

Financial analyst blames “those damn salads.”
 
MEDIA
Karl Rove, Donald Trump in
Post-Election Meltdowns

Liberals can view replays on The Schadenfreude Channel.
Romney Victory Website Accidentally Goes Online After Election
Some supporters book flights to attend inaugural.
SCIENCE
Scientific American Study: Men and Women Can't Be “Just Friends”
Based on thousands of blind dates.
British UFO Organization
Now Says It Thinks We May
Be Alone in Universe

As alone as somebody who tells people they belong to a UFO organization.
 
Revealed: China Has Its Own Secretive Space Plane
Made at same Chinese factory that produces our secret space plane.
 
Climate Change May Cause
Loss of Bamboo, Sole Source
Of Food for Pandas

Public urged to transfer its affection to armadillos.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 30% of All Health Care
Costs Wasted

The rest goes to administration.

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