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MISCELLANEOUS
Giant Aerial Walkway Proposed for Manhattan
It would allow homeless people to live hundreds of feet above midtown.
Two Months Before His Arrest on Multiple Molestation Charges, Scoutmaster Was Featured in Scouting Magazine
As Molester of the Month.
 
SPORTS
Two Greek Brothels Sponsoring
Soccer Teams

Pale, fatigued, both teams off to slow starts.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Romney Campaign's Smartphone App Crashes on Election Day
As a result, 50,000 campaign workers play Angry Birds all day long.
What is this?
  Allow EPA Regulation of Greenhouse Gases
  Confirm Goodwin Liu U.S. Circuit Court Judge
  Pass Obama's 2011 Jobs Proposal
  Hire More teachers and Police Officers
  $60 Billion to Improve Transportation Infrastructure
  Approve Richard Corday Head of Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection
  Overhaul U.S. Postal Service
  Raise Tax Rates on Millionaires
  Allow Victims of Gender Discrimination to Sue for Punitive Damages
  Require More Disclosure of Election spending
  End Tax Deduction for Moving Jobs Overseas
 A) wish list of the International Socialist Conspiracy.
 B) Paul Krugman's wet dream.
 C) things which would have passed if not for the filibuster.
Hint: there's no such thing as the International Socialist Conspiracy, and Paul Krugman hasn't had a wet dream in 30 years.

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