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PEOPLE
Pro Wrestler Happy He Got Romney-Ryan Tattoo
No one's told him they lost.
Petraeus Named to Head Petraeus Probe
Still the most capable person we have to take on such a mission.
 
BUSINESS
Ikea Admits Using Forced Labor
Its customers.
GOP Set to Compromise on Fiscal
Cliff by Closing Loopholes

Like the Mortgage Interest Deduction Loophole.
Maker of Twinkies Going Out of Business
Fortunately, Twinkies have a half-life of 10,000 years.
SCIENCE
Study: Human Intelligence Peaked Thousands of Years Ago
Except. of course, in your case.
Hominid Species Developed
Stone-Tipped Spear 250,000
Years Earlier Than Believed

Shields followed very soon after.
 
Study: Albert Einstein's Genius Linked to Uniquely Shaped Brain
Otherwise, he'd have been just another schlub.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Methamphetamine Found
To Reduce Risk of Flu

Ask your dealer if methamphetamine is right for you.
 
LIFESTYLE
Report: Texting on Decline in U.S.
Telepathic communication on the rise.

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