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POLITICS
Pundits: Jeb Bush Could Win GOP Nomination in 2016
If he changes his name.
Washington: Several Republicans Go Back on Grover Norquist Pledge
After being granted Secret Service protection.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Voice of Elmo Resigns in
Sex Scandal

Tickle Me Elmo recall gathers steam.
 
BUSINESS
Volkswagen Wants to Be World's Largest Car Maker
Started out as world's smallest car maker.
China Breeds Pandas That Do Clerical Work
Now clerical workers' jobs endangered.
CONSUMER NEWS
Caviar Vending Machines Showing up in Malls
“Certainly is convenient,” says one shopper outside Shoes for Less.
Parents Urged to Avoid Buying Loud Toys for Their Young Children
But OK to buy them for somebody else's children.
 
SCIENCE
Study: In Lab Tests, Capuchin Monkeys Rebel at Unequal Compensation
Form International Brotherhood of Capuchin Monkeys, walk out.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Powerball Lottery Jackpot Approaching Record Levels
Winner could help country avert fiscal cliff.

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